We return to the Thames, and go downstream towards Shepperton. Although we never make it that far.

Note the bubble machine in action. Slightly weird, and equally weird to look at.

A Duck.

War is imminent. Preparations begin with super soakers, water bombs, evian bottles and cans of John Smiths. Sticky stuff that. We're so posh, we used Champagne as liquid ammo.

Elliot begins his whirlwind tour. Well, after several hours of sun and drinking, he feels like that anyway.

Rich "Point Blank" Gourley shows us how's it done.

Now, no-one has actually seen him ON a windsurf board, and maybe in his own mind, he is windsurfing - and on concrete.

James' control of the boat panics everyone in the lock. Mebe.

From left to right...
Nina & bloke, Alex, Suzy, J, James, Jamie, Elliot, Rachel, Caron, Clare, G, Julie, Shep, Rich, 2x Staines Prossies.